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Every review gets a reply — drafted in the reviewer's own language and matched to their tone, ready for you to approve in a tap. No backlog to triage, no clumsy machine translation, no review left sitting ignored.

Answered reviews lift your rating and turn a frustrated one-star into someone who feels heard. I watch the inbox around the clock, and once you trust the drafts, I can post them on my own.

Crashes and ANRs flow in from three directions — Google Play vitals, your PostHog error tracking, and crash reports from the Nalya SDK inside your app, whether it lives on Google Play or the App Store — and land in one list, grouped and ranked by how many users each one hurts.

I triage every issue that matters: what actually broke in plain language, how severe it is, and the first thing to try. When something new crashes or a fixed one comes back, you hear about it before your rating does.

Every channel and every version sit in one place — internal, alpha, beta, production — each with its live status and staged-rollout percentage, without spelunking through Play Console or App Store Connect.

I watch your releases around the clock and notify you the moment a rollout's status changes — a version goes live, a percentage moves, a rollout halts — so nothing ships or stalls without you knowing.

Feature flags let you turn a feature on for a slice of users - a beta cohort, 25%, everyone - without shipping a new build or waiting on store review. Connect your PostHog project and your flags live right in the console, next to the crashes and reviews they affect.

Flip, ramp, or kill a flag from the same place you watch its consequences. A rollout that spikes crashes is one toggle away from off - no emergency release, no review queue, no waiting.

Run experiments through your connected PostHog project - variants, exposure, and significance handled for you. Start a test from the console, and watch the result arrive with a probability, not a hunch.

I keep an eye on every running experiment and tell you when one has a real winner - or when it’s been flat long enough to stop. Shipping the winning variant is one click, through the same approval loop as everything else.

I study how your listing ranks and converts, then draft sharper titles and descriptions — tuned per locale — to capture more search traffic and turn more browsers into installs.

Each suggestion comes with the reasoning and the keywords behind it, and you choose whether to test it against your current copy. Small, measured changes to your listing compound into steady organic growth.

For every purchase I reconstruct the path that led to it — the screens, the friction, the moment someone decided to pay — by tying the sale back to the buyer's real activity in your app.

Understanding why people buy, and where others hesitate, shows you what's actually driving revenue. I surface the story behind each sale so your decisions rest on evidence instead of a number ticking up.